Travel chaos, mayhem and utter devastation predicted as light frost forecast for some areas

Road users nationwide are being advised to never drive again and to burn their vehicles immediately as light frost might be on the way in some parts of the country. Or it might not.

A Status Yellow frost warning has been issued for tonight for the North-West of the country meaning people in those areas might have to put their heavy coats on when going to the shops.

Met Éireann said accumulations of frost have in the past caused people to slip and in some tragic cases even fall over.

Speaking on RTÉ’s Morning Ireland, Met Éireann forecaster Gerry Molloy told listeners “Get out of the country now. Just go. No time to collect the kids, forget them. Just get on a flight with what you’re wearing and leave. May Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the baby Jesus and all the saints in heaven help us. We’re all doomed!”

Looking further ahead, things should clear up by Saturday with most parts of the country seeing a bright, sunny weekend.