No Point Doing Lotto This Week As €2m Not Worth A Shite To Anyone

A local man has said he won’t be doing the lotto this week because €2 million isn’t worth a shite to anyone.

Ireland finally had a winner of the €19 million rollover jackpot last week and like many people, Brian Murray was just playing the lotto until that was won and says there’s no point in doing it now.

“Obviously I wanted to win the €19 million as much as everyone else in the country but it’s gone now and the jackpot is back down to feck all again. What’s the point in wasting a fiver just to win €2 million?”

We told Brian the lotto jackpot wasn’t won on Wednesday so it’s actually gone up to €2.5 million tonight.

“Ah point five me arse.” he replied. “What good is point five to anyone? You wouldn’t get a good night out on that. I’ll wait ’til it gets up to 19 million again thank you very much.”

You can play the lotto in any newsagent until 7.30pm this evening to be in with a chance of winning tonight’s jackpot. Or if like Brian €2.5 million wouldn’t be worth a shite to you don’t bother your arse.