Day one of not washing my balls until Liverpool win five games in a row

Day one of not washing my balls until Liverpool win five games in a row

Paul McRingo | Sports Correspondent

A football fan is hoping to go viral by not washing his balls until his beloved Liverpool win five games in a row.

Brian Jenkins from London said he’s been seeing a lot of similar challenges online recently and decided to get in on the act.

“There’s a lot of guys not shaving their beards or not cutting their hair so if you want to stand out you have to be different. I had actually decided to go with not shaving my balls until it dawned on me that I’ve never done that so I’m just not going to wash them instead.”

Unfortunately for Brian, even if Liverpool win their next five games in a row, their fifth win will come on March 15th so he won’t be washing those hairy boys for at least another month no matter what.

“Yeah that might cause a problem or two.” he admitted. “My employer told me if I come to work stinking like a smelly tramp I’ll be fired and my girlfriend has already left me but hey, as long as I get loads of clicks and likes and followers that’s all that matters.”

Paul McRingo