“If I lose I’ll say it was fixed and if I win I’ll say it wasn’t!” Trump tells supporters

Kamala Harris and Donald Trump have duelled across the swing states on the final weekend of the closest US election of modern times.

Trump told his supporters at a rally last night “This time I think we can win and I mean really win, not the pretendy rioty kind of win like last time. But just like last time, if I lose, I’ll say it was fixed. Lol.”

Opinion polls show the pair locked in a tight race with Kamala Harris bolstered by strong support among female voters while Donald Trump is hugely popular among really thick people.

Mr Trump ended his speech with a special tribute to America and his beloved supporters.

“Where else can you lose an election and convince 150 million morons that you actually won? God bless you all, you’re so dumb, and God bless America.”