No Sign Of God Stopping Coronavirus Pandemic Just Yet

As the global death toll from Covid-19 approaches a staggering 1 million people, there is still no sign of God stepping in and bringing an end to people’s suffering. As infectious disease experts warn that a second wave is imminent, millions of prayers from all over the world continue to go unanswered every day. But why would the Almighty, who loves us all and can do anything, sit back and do nothing while innocent people continue to die? We asked the man himself what the hell he’s playing at.

“Well if you think about it there are only three possibilities.” he told us. “I either want to stop it but I can’t, I can but I don’t want to, or I don’t exist. It’s not that hard if you think about it and I’ll even give you a little clue. It’s the last one.”

With most countries around the world now seeing a resurgence of Covid-19 cases, it seems things are spiralling out of control and there is no end in sight. God says that like most terrible things that happen to the human race like World Wars, famines and natural disasters, this pandemic will probably eventually end but not before millions of innocent people are dead.

“That seems to be how things usually pan out. It’s a horrible, cruel world when you think about it. Glad I had nothing to do with creating it. I’m just looking forward to the day scientists create a vaccine for this coronavirus thing and all my followers start thanking me for it. Lol. I still can’t believe they do that. Pack of gobshites.”