People Before Profit Call For Death To America

Paul McRingo | Political Correspondent

Scruffy nutjobs People Before Profit have called for “Death to America” during a heated exchange in Dáil Eireann that took place earlier today.

The far-left political party managed to get the Dáil suspended for half an hour this afternoon by shouting loudly while jumping up and down and banging their heads on their desks.

Party leader Richard Boyd Barrett interrupted proceedings by yelling “Allahu Akbar! From the river to the sea, Iran will be free! Death to America!”

Fellow party member Paul Murphy agreed, while also adding “Men are women and lesbians have penises.”

Of course if People Before Profit would just stop being odious, attention-seeking clowns who cherry pick certain causes to support while completely ignoring others then they might be taken more seriously but that seems further away than ever.

Just 3% of the Irish population vote for People Before Profit but who these people are, nobody knows. However, recent stastistics show that approximately 3% of Irish people have a mental illness so it’s probably them.