Britain In Shock After Learning Meghan Markle Is A Bit Of A Geebag


There was shock across Britain today after it was revealed that the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle is actually a bit of a geebag, not to mention a cold-hearted bitch.

Meghan’s Dad Thomas Markle broke his silence on ITV’s Good Morning Britain today and revealed that his daughter has shunned him and several other members of their family since her wedding to Prince Harry in May. Mr. Markle said he texts Meghan every day without reply and she won’t return any of his calls since marrying the ginger-pubed Royal.

Many Britons however refuse to believe it and took to social media to defend the American. Deborah Weatherhead claimed Meghan is one of the nicest people you could ever meet even though she’s never met her.

“Fuk her dad hes a lyer an megan is luvly so he can fuk of back to amerika” she tweeted.

Nigel Winterbottom agreed adding “That’s not the Meghan I know. What would her Father know about her anyway? #FakeNews”

Kensington Palace has not yet commented on the story and is said to be more concerned with Prince Philip who has apparently completely lost his marbles at this stage and currently thinks he’s a pigeon.