Inspirational Bollocks Always Posted By Your Least Successful Friends, Finds Study

A study carried out by the Institute of Scientific Research has found that people who constantly fill your newsfeed with inspirational quotes tend to be your least successful Facebook friends. Dr Philip McIntyre carried out the study and he told us the results are unequivocal.

“We studied people from various backgrounds, cultures and ethnicities from all over the world who regularly post those inspirational quotes on how to succeed in life. What we found is that they all have one thing in common. Miserable, unsuccessful bores each and every one of them.”

Dr McIntyre also said that the people who regulary put up those type of posts never seem to practice what they preach.

“Those who share posts about not judging others for example are usually the most judgemental arseholes on the planet and people who put up pictures of mountains with a quote about how to succeed in life are mostly unemployed and broke.

“Also people who post those ‘Live life to the fullest’ and ‘Make the most of every day’ quotes tend to spend the majority of their day on Facebook and are most definitely not living life to the fullest or making the most of every day.”

Next week, are people who check-in to hospital on Facebook attention-seeking drama queens who deserve a good slap? Yes. Of course they fucking are.