Ginger Badly Burnt After Walking From Plane To Terminal In Lanzarote

An Irish ginger has been badly sunburnt after walking from his plane to the terminal building in Lanzarote Airport.

24 year-old Brian McLaughlin from Cabra in Dublin had just landed in the popular holiday destination when he made the 30 second walk with no hat or sunscreen on.

Local authorities say it’s not the first incident of this kind to happen to a ginger in Lanzarote. Only last month 21 year-old English ginger George Blakely opened the window of his taxi from the airport to his hotel when his head suddenly caught fire.

Mayor of Lanzarote Oswaldo Garcia has the following advice for gingers thinking of visiting any of the Canary Islands in the future.

“Upon arrival on the Island, we ask all our ginger visitors to wear a hooded garment as well as gloves and a face mask while disembarking their aircraft. Only after you are safely in your hotel room or apartment should these be removed. We then ask that you stay in your room for the duration of your holiday and don’t come out until it’s time for you to go home.”

Authorities say there are currently 27 gingers holidaying in Lanzarote. They know this because they’re all in hospital with sunstroke.