Messi Completes Dream Move To Athlone Town
League of Ireland club Athlone Town have arranged a press conference for this afternoon where they are expected to announce the signing of Lionel Messi. […]
Month: August 2020
Dark Clouds And Rain Expected To Clear Around March Next Year
Ireland’s weather forecasters have given their predictions for the coming months and unsurprisingly it’s not looking good. After several weeks of miserable weather for this […]
“My First Term In Charge Was All Someone Else’s Fault!” Trump
It was his campaign slogan during the last Presidential election but as we approach the end of Donald Trump’s first term in the White House, […]
“I’m Sorry With Fucking Bells On, Okay? What More Do You People Want?” Phil Hogan
Phil Hogan has apologised yet again for attending the Oireachtas golf society night out in Clifden last week. The European Commisioner who had already apologised […]
Putin Hopes Irish People Will One Day Be Free From “Corrupt Tyrants” Running The Country
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sympathised with the people of Ireland and said he hopes they will one day be free from the “corrupt tyrants” […]
TD’s Currently On 6 Week Break Deny There’s One Rule For Them And One For Us
The politicians of Ireland who are currently enjoying their annual six-week summer break have assured the public that they understand the wave of anger sweeping […]
Disgraceful Scenes In Dublin Bar Forces Government To Shut Down Longford
The Government has said they have no option but to shut down County Longford after a video emerged showing customers not adhering to Covid-19 guidelines […]
Russian Covid Vaccine Volunteers Showing “No Major Side Effects” Says Kremlin
Russian government officials are claiming that they are the first country in the world to create and approve a vaccine offering “sustainable immunity” against Covid-19, […]
Conspiracy Theory News Headlines: No Deaths & No New Cases Coz There’s No Virus
There was good news for conspiracy theorists yesterday as no deaths and no new cases of Covid-19 were recorded in Ireland just like every other […]
Victory For Ireland As Gobshite Voted World’s Greatest Swear Word
A global survey to find out what the world’s greatest swear word is has concluded with Ireland taking gold for Gobshite. Countries were asked to […]