Daniel Craig Confirmed As The Next Bridget Jones
It has been confirmed that James Bond actor Daniel Craig will take over the role of Bridget Jones from Reneé Zellweger. The announcement follows news […]
Month: October 2019
Ginger Badly Burnt After Walking From Plane To Terminal In Lanzarote
An Irish ginger has been badly sunburnt after walking from his plane to the terminal building in Lanzarote Airport. 24 year-old Brian McLaughlin from Cabra […]
Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to buy their Christmas drink in October will have to buy it all again after they unexpectedly drank it all. […]
Bad News For The 5% Of Irish Smokers Who Actually Buy Their Fags In A Shop
There was bad news in today’s budget for the estimated 5% of Irish smokers who actually buy their cigarettes in a shop. For the seventh […]
Bald Men Are More Intelligent And Attractive, According To Bald Men
Bald men are more intelligent and attractive than men with hair. That’s according to a survey in which all those questioned were bald men. The […]
‘Nah, Fuck Sober October, It’s The Weekend!’ Friends Agree
A couple of friends who promised themselves a ‘Sober October’ this year have had a complete rethink and decided it was the worst idea of […]
Government Hopeful Storm Lorenzo Can Blow Away The Homeless
Government Ministers are secretly hopeful that storm Lorenzo can have a positive impact on Ireland’s homeless numbers. The amount of people without a home in […]
New Law Means Women Shopping In Pyjamas Can Be Shot On Sight
A new law passed today means armed Gardaí have been given special powers to shoot on sight any women spotted shopping in their pyjamas. The […]