Liverpool Fans Pretending Lifting Trophy In An Empty Stadium Won’t Be Shit
Liverpool fans are continuing to pretend that lifting the Premier League trophy in an empty stadium isn’t going to be shit. The English Premier League is set to resume on June 17 after a two month hiatus caused by the coronavirus pandemic. With Liverpool currently a staggering 25 points ahead of second placed Manchester City, it’s only a matter of time before the Merseyside club are crowned champions of England for the first time in 30 years. Unfortunately there won’t be anyone there to see it.
Fans of Liverpool are claiming that doesn’t bother them in the slightest and say as long as they win their first ever Premier League title that’s all that matters.
John Watson from Essex describes himself as Liverpool’s biggest fan and said as long as they’re crowned champions he doesn’t care about anything else.
“It’s just supporters of other clubs trying to ruin this for us because they’re jealous. All that matters is that the Premier League trophy is finally going to be back where it belongs. Anfield! Okay so we’ve never won the Premier League and the trophy has never been to Anfield before but it still belongs there so shut up.”
Abdul Hamid is chairman of the Bangladesh Liverpool Supporters Club and has been supporting his beloved Reds for well over two years now having previously supported his beloved Chelsea.
“As long as we win who cares if fans aren’t there? Most of us have never been there. I don’t even know what part of London Anfield is in.”
An official statement from Liverpool football club said that after waiting 30 years for this moment they can’t understand how anyone would think it’s going to be shit.
“As the guy three paragraphs up in this article said, it’s just fans of other clubs trying to ruin it for us. The fact remains that in a few weeks from now, our captain will be lifting the Premier League trophy in an empty stadium to the sound of total silence from the stands while the players socially distance by standing two metres apart. Oh God, it really is going to be shit.”