Pearse Doherty Accuses Leo Varadkar Of Having A Face Like A Clenched Arse

Sinn Féin’s Pearse Doherty has accused the Tánaiste Leo Varadkar of having a face that looks like a clenched arse during a heated debate in the Dáil today that got personal.

Doherty told Varadkar that people in Ireland are choosing between heating and eating and claimed the Táiniste is out of touch, adding “You wouldn’t have a clue what the people out there are going through you posh D4 twat, walking around with a face on you like a clenched arse.”

Doherty’s comments were met by loud cheers from his party colleagues with several shouting “Up the Ra!”

The Táiniste responded angrily, pointing at Doherty and telling him “Take that back you sheep-shagging terrorist.”

Varadkar’s Fine Gael colleagues responded with howls of laughter and began singing “Sheep-shagging terrorist, you’re just a sheep-shagging terrorist!”

The Ceann Comhairle abruptly brought proceedings to an end when Sinn Féin members starting throwing plastic bottles of water at the Fine Gael TD’s.

The debate will resume tomorrow when Leo Varadkar plans to tell Mary Lou McDonald that having to look at her every day is one of the main reasons he’s gay.