WTF??? This Woman Hasn’t Put Her Christmas Tree on Facebook





A local woman has confirmed that she has not taken a photo of her Christmas tree and has no intention of putting it on Facebook. Amy Fitzpatrick won’t be sharing a picture of her tree despite it practically being the law now.

“Why should I put my Christmas tree on Facebook just because every other cunt on the planet does?” said the foul-mouthed mother of two. “All my Facebook friends have posted a picture of theirs but I decided not to because I’m an adult and because it’s not a fucking contest.”



Amy now won’t get lots of people telling her how beautiful her tree looks and how great she is but she doesn’t seem to care.

“It’s not worth it. A friend of mine posted a photo of her tree yesterday but it only had 2 likes after an hour so she unfriended everyone who didn’t like it and burned the tree.”

People sharing photos of their Christmas tree on Facebook are reminded that everyone else has one too and they’re all just as nice as yours if not nicer so what the hell do you want, a medal?