“Lol, Yeah Right!” Ryanair Responds To Those Saying They’ll Never Fly Ryanair Again

Ryanair has issued an official response to the avalanche of criticism regarding their apparent reluctance to pay refunds to passengers whose flights have been cancelled due to the coronavirus lockdown. The tone of the response, released on Ryanair’s website, would suggest it was was written by Michael O’Leary.

“Our flights are always full of people who swore they’d never fly with us again. Then they go to book a flight and realise we’re the only ones going to that destination on that date so they have to fly with us again and end up looking like right dicks. My advice is stop saying you’ll never fly with Ryanair again because let’s face it, you will most definitely be flying with Ryanair again.”

The budget airline has come in for criticism after customers complained they were being told they’d have to wait up to 12 months for a refund. Many passengers say they are being pushed into accepting vouchers instead and are stating publicly that they will never fly Ryanair again. Michael O’Leary however is having none of it.

“It’s all about customer choice so if people would rather pay a small fortune to fly with someone else then off you go. Bon voyage! But you won’t, will you? Because you can’t, can you? So cut the crap and stop being a moany old c**t. The next time you fly abroad you’ll be doing it on a Ryanair plane and you know it. Fly with a different airline from now on? Lol, yeah right. You will in your bollix.”