Woman Drinking Pints ‘Must Be A Lesbian’ Agree Lads in Pub

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A group of male friends who went to their local pub last night and witnessed a woman drinking pints are all in agreement that she must be a lesbian. The incident occured in Murtagh’s Bar in Carrick-on-Shannon and took the lads by complete surprise.

“She looked exactly like a normal woman.” said 24 year-old Brian Donnelly. “I mean she wasn’t butch at all and had long hair. I was actually thinking of making a move on her. Luckily I copped just in time that she was drinking a pint or I could’ve ended up snogging Martina fecking Navratilova.”



Brian’s friend Thomas Dunne said the woman was soon joined by a male friend.

“Obviously another gay. Don’t they all hang around together or something? They gave each other a big sloppy kiss when he came in. Then they spent the evening holding hands and actually left the pub arm in arm. Weirdos.”

Brian says it’s such a terrible shame when you see good-looking women turning to lesbianism.

“What a shocking waste of a woman, don’t you think? I mean obviously they just haven’t been with the right fella yet but is that really any reason to become a pervert? I know it’s just a phase but they really need to cop themselves on before it’s too late or they’ll never get a man to ride them ever again.”