Trump names Hulk Hogan as new Education Secretary

Donald Trump had confirmed that the new US Secretary of Education will be former WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan.

Mr Trump has wasted no time in putting his new administration together and has taken a unique approach this time round.

Rather than hiring suitable, qualified candidates, he’s giving all the top government jobs to people who supported him during his election campaign, no matter what their background is.

Mel Gibson has already been appointed Secretary of State and is said to have some interesting ideas on how to end all conflicts that involve Israel. Or Jews in general.

It has also been confirmed that Sylvester Stallone will be Director of Communications and will be responsible for daily press briefings from the White House. English subtitles will be included.

Also being appointed to top jobs within the new US government are Joe Exotic, Russell Brand, the Menendez brothers and Kim Jong Un.

And as we already know Elon Musk will become America’s new First Lady. Interesting times ahead.