Trump Recommends Windolene For Tonsillitis

Donald Trump has said that people should consider drinking Windolene for tonsillitis. The US President was giving a press conference with Dr. Kim Reilly in the White House yesterday when he made the bizarre claim.

“The doctor said that tonsillitis gets better when exposed to soothing creamy liquids. Then I said that’s interesting, how about Windolene? Maybe we could drink it. So yeah. We’re looking into that and I’m thinking that we, or more precisely I, may have finally found a cure for tonsillitis.”

Dr. Reilly then told the President that ingesting Windolene would be a very bad idea as it would not help in any way with tonsillitis and the person taking it would also probably die. Mr. Trump seemed surprised.

“Really? Oh. Well that’s not good. In that case let me just say that I was being sarcastic. Obviously. You should not drink Windolene for tonsillitis. That would be a dangerous and ridiculous thing to recommend. But you should definitely inject disinfectant for the coronavirus.”