Ronaldo “It’s Always Been My Dream to Play in a Terrible League for a Rich Midget”

Cristiano Ronaldo has said it’s always been his dream since he was a young boy to play in a terrible league for a rich midget, and there aren’t many leagues more terrible than the Saudi Pro League.

“This is a dream come true for me.” he lied. “When I left Manchester United, the press said it was because I said I wanted to play in the Champions League but they simply misheard me. I said I wanted to play in a Camels League.”

Ronaldo’s first game for his new club Al-Nassr will be on January 14th against the mighty Al Shabab and manager Rudi Garcia said he expects the Portuguese star to be available for selection.

“Our fans cannot wait. The excitement is already at fever pitch and can I just add what an honour it will be for me as a manager when naming the team for that first game back to put the great Cristiano Ronaldo on the bench.”