49 Year-Old Local Woman Fooling No-One With That New Profile Pic

A 49 year-old local woman who filtered the bejaysus out of a photograph of herself and put it up as her new Facebook profile picture is fooling no-one. Jean Delaney from Tullamore is under the impression all her friends will see the picture and think ‘Oh my God, she looks great.’ Unfortunately what they’ll actually think is ‘Oh my God, that filter makes her look like she’s an inflatable sex doll.’

Jean however is delighted with her new look and said all that’s left to do now is make sure she never meets any of her friends in the flesh ever again for as long as she lives.

“Obviously Covid is a Godsend because when I go shopping I wear my mask up to my eyes and a hat down over my eyebrows so there’s very little of me on show. Just my eyeballs really. Unfortunately this lockdown thing won’t last forever so when it’s all over I’ll just never leave the house again for the rest of my life and eventually die alone. But as long as people think I look like that profile picture it’ll be worth it.”