A study to find out what the nation’s favourite swear word is has discovered that it’s Cockwomble. An extensive nationwide survey was carried out over a 12 month period and people of all ages were asked to name their top 3 swear words.
Professor Philip McIntyre carried out the study and he told us what the nation’s other best loved swear words are.
“Cockwomble was the outright winner but it was a close run thing with some other stand out candidates almost pipping it to the post. Fucknugget was very popular for example as were Shitmagnet and Thundercunt.”
The Professor said the popularity of certain swear words varied quite a lot between the different age groups.
“Older people still have a fondness for the simple classics like bastard, bollocks, shit, fuck and cunt. The younger generations however tend to be more creative with their swearing and they went more for words like Knobjockey and Fucktrumpet.”
Professor McIntyre said swearing tends to evolve over the years and each generation brings its own unique words to the English language.
“A fairly new trend which I’m a big fan of is putting two swear words together to make a super swear word. Like Arsebastard and Shitcunt. You could say they have double the strength of a single swear word. For example, what do you think of Brian? I think he’s a shitcunt. It just has a certain elegance to it.”
So what’s your favourite swear word? Are you a fan of Cockwomble? Maybe you prefer Fuckbucket or Jizzmuffin or how about Cockburger? Let us know in the comments section on our Facebook page you fucking Arsegoblin.