Local Man Pretty Sure Supermarket Car Parking Spaces Don’t Apply To Him

A local man who never parks in a parking space says he’s pretty sure they don’t apply to him. 43 year-old Brian Dunne from Tullamore always pulls up right outside the front door of his local supermarket and parks on double yellow lines before going in and doing his shopping.

“What’s the point in parking all the way over there when you can park right at the door?” Brian told us. “Those parking spaces are for other people. The sort of people who do everything by the book and won’t even park in a disabled space just because they’re not disabled. You know. Gobshites.”

Brian said he plays by his own rules and doesn’t like being told what to do.

“Rules are for fools. If you start parking where they tell you, before you know it you’ll be doing everything they tell you like wearing a seatbelt and using your indicator. Fuck that shit.”

We asked Brian if he’s just a dickhead when he’s behind the wheel or if it’s a 24/7 thing.

“Oh I’m a round-the-clock dickhead. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to Tesco to manhandle lots of fruit I have no intention of buying.”