The Superbowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place last night in baseball’s biggest game of the football season. As always the game took place in the early hours of the morning for some reason instead of during the day as favourites the Boston Bellends beat the Nashville Knobjockeys by 13 points to 13.
The Knobjockeys made a strong start with a quick goal-shot after corner back tight end wide receiver Leroy Simpson was side-whipped for an ankle infringement in the flip zone during a throw-ball counter attack.
The Bellends then hit back after they threw a sidewinder into an off-shoot wobble tackle that saw first base pitcher Bucky Johnson expelled from the anchor zone which led to a kick ball penalty drop. Touchdown!!!
Most Americans are under the impression that the entire world comes to a standstill every year for the Super Bowl and have no idea that nobody else gives a shit. Here in Ireland during last year’s game between the Florida Fucknuggets and the Green Bay Fudge Packers the Leitrim under 8’s Camogie Final was on TG4 at the same time and destroyed it in the viewer ratings.
The half-time show is almost as popular as the game itself on Superbowl Sunday and last night the music entertainment was provided by Coldplay.
Rather than stay for the rest of the game the British rockers left the stadium as soon as their set was over and went straight to the nearest Irish bar to watch this year’s highly anticipated Offaly under 10 girls Camogie Final which saw Cappincur beat Kilcormac Killoughey in a bad tempered match that included 8 red cards and a players brawl late in the second half.