Susan Boyle Completely Unrecognisable After Million Dollar Makeover

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Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle stunned the entertainment world yesterday when she revealed her incredible new look in an exclusive photo shoot and interview with style magazine Fashion Weekly. The 52-year-old is completely unrecognisable after one of America’s top plastic surgeons gave her a million dollar makeover, transforming her from a frumpy dumpling into an absolute ride.

Susan hadn’t been seen in public for several months and rumours were rife that she had gone under the knife at Dr. Marco Van Hasslehoff’s private clinic in Beverly Hills. It is believed she spent the last two months recovering from her procedure at the Hollywood mansion of her good friend Simon Cowell and as our picture shows, the results are amazing.

Susan told Fashion Weekly that her incredible transformation has changed her life completely. “I won’t be stuck for the ride anymore that’s for sure.” she joked. “Even Simon tried it on with me last night but I told him, you wouldn’t give me one when I had a fat arse and a moustache so you can piss off now pal. Ugly prick!”



Susan said she had liposuction, a tummy tuck, a face lift, breast implants, a hair transplant, a skin peel, an eye lift, facial contouring and an all over body wax. “In fairness my arse was as hairy as a gorilla’s – but that’s all gone now and I’m ready for action so come and get it boys.”

The new image obviously comes with a new attitude too because musically Susan has gone in an entirely different direction from her previous recordings.

“I’ll tell you right now you can forget all that ‘I dreamed a dream’ bollocks.” she said. “I only sang that shite because Simon made me. I’ve always been a hip-hop/gangsta rap girl at heart and it was a dream come true when my two biggest heroes in the whole world – Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre – agreed to produce my new album.”

Susan Boyle’s brand new album ‘Songs For Bitches’ is out now.