Spice Girls Sell Out Croke Park As Entire Nation Forgets How Shite They Were

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Tickets for the Spice Girls Menopause Tour concert in Croke Park next year went on sale at 9am this morning and all 80,000 were gone within minutes. It’s been 20 years since the girls last performed in Ireland and in that time everyone has completely forgotten how shite they were.

Victoria Beckham – who spent her entire Spice Girls career miming into a turned-off microphone – has decided not to take part in the reunion but said there were no hard feelings and wished the other four girls good luck with the tour. She said they remain the best of friends and that nothing will ever come between them or break that special bond they all share. Scary Spice replied “Fuck off then you posh twat!”

Rick O’Shea said in the Daily Star that it’s going to be the greatest day in the history of the Irish nation telling his readers the Easter Rising, the Good Friday Agreement and Ireland beating the All Blacks last week don’t even come close.

Not everyone however is getting excited about the Spice Girls return to Ireland. We asked 2fm DJ and legendary music guru Dave Fanning if he’ll be going along to the show next year. He told us “I’d rather drink a pint of my own piss.”