Solskjaer Confident About Manchester Derby “We Should Only Lose By A Couple Of Goals”

Manchester United manager Ole Gunner Solskjaer told reporters this morning that he’s feeling confident ahead of today’s Manchester derby and said he believes his players are good enough to lose by only a couple of goals.

“We’ve been a big pile of shite in recent games but that’s behind us now. We’re ready for City. If they think they’re going to have everything their own way this afternoon they’re in for a big surprise. Yes they’ll win but you mark my words, not by much!”

Manchester City are runaway leaders in this season’s English Premier League and the only real contest happening at the top of the table is the battle for second place. United are currently third, just two points behind Leicester City but a convincing defeat by just a couple of goals today would leave them third, just two points behind Leicester City.

“That’s the aim.” said Solskjaer. “We’re not going to win the league. City have bought another title with their dirty Arab money but that doesn’t bother me if I’m honest. What’s important is we’re having a better season than those scouse bin-dipping cunts and I’ll take that any day.”