Solskjaer Admits Martial Is Shite

Manchester United manager Ole Gunner Solskjaer has finally admitted that French striker Anthony Martial is shite. Solskjaer didn’t hold back when giving an unusually honest post-match interview after United got knocked out of the FA Cup by Leicester City this evening in a match where Martial was particularly shite.

“Yeah he’s shite. I’ve been kidding myself all this time hoping he would improve but if I’m honest the lad has been consistently shite for a long time now. It’s time to face facts and just agree with the fans on this one. Anthony Martial is absolute fucking shite.”

Solskjaer was asked what his future plans are for Martial now that he’s admitted he’s shite.

“I’m not sure. We’re getting on the bus now and the lads usually ask the driver to stop for a piss on the side of the motorway so I’ve asked them to push him into the ditch and jump back on quickly so we can drive off and leave him there. Him and Donny Van Der Wank or whatever his name is. What a useless pair of cunts.”