Study Finds Couples Who Call Each Other Babe Would Sicken Your Hole

A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research has found that couples who call each other babe would sicken your hole. Dr Henry Jockins was in charge of the study and he said the rise in couples referring to each other as babe while in the company of others is a cause for concern.

“Statistics show this type of behaviour is on the rise and couples who engage in it are among the world’s worst hole sickeners. We also found that they seem oblivious to people in close proximity tutting, shaking their heads and pretending to vomit.”

In a recent Sunday Times poll, couples who call each other babe topped the list of the most hated people in Ireland followed by Maggie Thatcher in second place and that handball cheating bastard Thierry Henry in third. So what advice does Dr Jockins have for these couples?

“My advice is grow up. Your parents gave you names so use them. You haven’t realised it yet but all your friends and most of your family secretly hate you and make fun of you behind your back so pack it in. You unbearable loved-up weirdos.”
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