Local Man Pretty Sure Shouting At Telly Will Affect Outcome Of Match

Local football fanatic Brian Hogan has said that he’s pretty sure shouting and screaming at the telly during matches will affect the outcome. Brian said he likes to shout orders at the players telling them what they should do with the ball and also obscenities and abuse when they make mistakes.

“That useless bollocks on the wing is really starting to piss me off.” he said. “I told him to cross it but he decided to have a shot himself and sent it into row Z. I mean for fuck’s sake I don’t know why I bother sometimes. It’s almost as if they’re not listening to me.”

Brian’s wife Deirdre told us it’s not just football he shouts at on the telly.

“Football. Athletics. The News. Coronation Street. He just likes to give out shite about whatever’s on. The abuse he gave Leanne Battersby the other night was awful. I nearly felt sorry for her. Then I remembered it’s fiction and the actress who plays Leanne can’t hear him. I just wish he would remember that too. Stupid cunt.”