Country That Invaded Iraq & Set The Middle East On Fire Condemns ‘State Aggression’

President Biden has condemned what he called ‘State aggression’ and called for major sanctions against Belarus after the country diverted a Ryanair flight that was in their airspace and arrested a blogger. The US President also hilariously claimed Belarus is a threat to world peace.

Mr. Biden told CNN “This was an attack on freedom and we will not tolerate such aggression. Who do they think they are, us? When I say attack of course I don’t mean they blew this shit out of a country and turned it into hell on Earth. No, a different kind of attack. A non-Americany attack.”

Ever since the United States invaded Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction that didn’t exist, life for literally millions of people has changed beyond all recognition. The devastating war that followed reverberated around the globe, changed the face of the Middle-East forever and resulted in the creation of psychopathic murderers ISIS from the ashes of Saddam Hussain’s Ba’ath party.

Iraqis were promised peace, prosperity and democracy. What they got was mass murder, terror and chaos which continues to ravage the country and much of the region to this day but thankfully the Americans didn’t arrest a blogger.

Americas fellow invaders of Iraq the Brits, who once invaded half the planet and starved one million Irish people to death, joined the global condemnation of Belarus and said the sanctions should be the most severe ever imposed on a nation.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson told reporters this morning “This is the worst atrocity to take place on European soil since the Nazi invasion of Poland in September 1939, the date history began. Nothing happened anywhere before that and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. At least that’s what we teach our school children anyway. Lol.”