Dublin Girl’s Face Stuck After Wind Changes During Selfie


A 20 year-old girl from Dublin has been stuck in a permanent pouting pose for four days now after the wind changed direction while she was taking a selfie. Sharon Donnelly from Cabra can only be fed through a straw shoved up her nose while doctors try to figure out what to do next.

Her only means of communication for now is texting and Sharon told us she doesn’t leave the house anymore because of all the staring.

“Me Ma always told me your face will stay like that if the wind changes but like everyone else I thought that was a pile of shite. Just something aul’ ones say. Turns out it was true all along.”

Dr. Suzy Sherlock of the Trauma Unit in Tallaght Hospital said what has happened to Miss Donnelly should serve as a lesson to us all.

“I’m appealing to everyone out there not to make weird or funny faces during the current unpredictable weather spell just in case the wind suddenly changes. Or at least if you do, make sure your particular pose involves keeping your mouth open so if it stays like that we can feed you without shoving straws up your nostrils.”