Travel Ban: Only England Fans Living In Italy Will Be Allowed To Attend Saturday’s Riot

England face Ukraine in the quarter-finals of Euro 2020 in Rome on Saturday night but due to current travel restrictions, only Brits already living in Italy will be allowed to attend their riot in the Italian capital.

There’s nothing England fans enjoy more than smashing up bars and throwing bottles and chairs at locals before a football match on the continent but those wishing to travel from England would have to quarantine for 5 days upon arrival, meaning they would miss the pre-match riot. They’d also miss the game itself of couse but most of them wouldn’t give a shit about that.

Despite the travel ban, it is feared that hundreds, if not thousands of English yobs will still make their way to Rome. The city’s Mayor Virginia Raggi said if they do, they’ll be making a big mistake as she has already put a plan into action and acquired some outside help.

“They can come in their thousands if they want but I wouldn’t advise it. I have been in touch with the Mayor of Moscow and he has agreed to send us 50 Russian hooligans to chase the English out of Rome while simultaneously kicking the shit out of them like they did in Marseille, lol. Remember Marseille England? Yes, of course you do.”

Miss Raggi also mocked England’s chances of winning Euro 2020.

“We cannot wait to beat them in the final at Wembley in front of their own awful fans and their Queen and their Boris Johnson. Football’s coming home? Yes, but only for a quick stopover on its way to Rome. Haha! Bastardi Inglesi. Shaddap a you face!”