Sensational Ronaldo continues to score for fun against Saudi Arabian goat herders

As the Erik Ten Hag revolution at Manchester United claimed its first trophy already at the weekend, Cristiano Ronaldo scored his second hatrick in three games for his new club Al-Nassr, proving that Saudi Arabian goat herders are no match for a professional footballer when it comes to playing football.

Ronaldo scored all three goals in a 3-0 win against a team callled Damac FC we think (or maybe FC Damac) on Saturday to keep Al-Nassr top of the Saudi Pro League.

Ronaldo walked out on Manchester United earlier this season because he wanted to play Champions League football but when it became clear no Champions League club wanted him, he ended up in a league ranked 66th in the world, four places below Azerbaijan’s Premier League.

None of that deters his devoted legion of fans though or his gay lover Piers Morgan who claims every goal Ronaldo scores is proof that he is the greatest of all time. Ronaldo’s wife of course would also score lots of goals for the same team if she got a game but that’s beside the point.

Next week Ronaldo’s Al Nassr face the mighty Al Batin, another team consisting mainly of goat herders and the chances of the Portuguese star scoring another hatrick are very high indeed.

He’s probably shit at herding goats though so each to their own.