Russian President Vladimir Putin has said that he has yet to decide who will become the next President of the United States of America. Mr. Putin told journalists during a press conference in Moscow today that he watched last night’s debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden and found the whole thing hilarious.
“Say what you want about Americans but they do provide great entertainment for the rest of us. The only time Trump shut up was when they asked him to denounce white supremacy, lol. And Joe Biden looks like he belongs in a nursing home. If those two are the best America has to offer Russia has nothing to worry about. I just can’t decide which one to destroy.”
It is widely accepted that Russian interference in the last US Presidential Election helped Donald Trump to victory. Mr. Trump even publicly called for Russia to dig dirt on his rival Hillary Clinton during the campaign and met with Mr. Putin after the election. Having said that, relations seem to have thawed somewhat between the two leaders in recent times and it is not known who the Russian President would prefer to see in the White House after this election.
“I’m just looking forward to the next debate and hope they can both make their points without being interrupted this time.” said Putin. “It’s vital that the American people get to hear the policies of both candidates so they can make an informed decision on who to vote for because every vote counts. Then I’ll decide who wins.”