Piers Morgan Calls On US Police To Arrest Meghan Markle For Murder Of Prince Philip

Controversial broadcaster Piers Morgan has claimed that Meghan Markle killed Britain’s Prince Philip. The British Royal passed away peacefully at Windsor Castle this morning and despite being a seriously ill 99-year old man with a heart condition, Morgan is in no doubt what really happened.

“Passed away peacefully? What utter nonsense. He had another good 20 years in him. I smell bullshit. We all know who did this. I’m right and everyone else is wrong. The doctors are lying. She did it. Arrest her. Extradite her. Kill her!”

All the racist ramblings of Prince Philip have been forgotten today as tributes pour in from around the world. Even African leaders who he called ‘Spear throwers’ and Asian heads of state who he refered to as ‘Slanty eyed chinks’ have been paying tribute and showing respect as news that Philip had succumbed to his heart problems began to spread around the world. Piers Morgan however is having none of it.

“Bollocks! If US Police won’t arrest her, our boys will nab her at the funeral. As everyone knows I’m not one to get carried away but I believe there are reasonable grounds here to burn her for being a witch.”

Meanwhile the Queen has finally admitted that Philip was indeed the one who raised concerns about Harry and Meghan’s baby being too brown. She also said that the current rule that states only 15 people can attend a funeral in the UK only applies to commoners and can fuck right off.