Study finds people who say they never get hangovers are full of shit

A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research in Dublin has found that people who say they never get hangovers are full of shit.

Dr Philip McIntyre carried out the research and told us those who make the claim are basically just liars who talk bollocks.

“We took a hundred people who claim they never get hangovers and filled them with liquor for several hours to study the effects it had on them the next morning. The results were conclusive. Every single one of them was in absolute bits.”

So what exactly is a hangover is? Dr McIntyre gave us a detailed explanation.

“Alcohol triggers an inflammatory response from your immune system and irritates the stomach causing abdominal pain and nausea. It also causes your blood sugar level to fall and your blood vessels to expand so you experience fatigue, weakness, shakiness and headaches.

“This is what alcohol consumption does to the human body, so when people say they don’t get hangovers, they’re saying that they’re not human. So in conclusion, to give it its medical term, they’re all full of shit.”

Next week, are people who claim they wouldn’t want to win big on the lotto because they’d never be happy full of shit? We investigate. (They are by the way)