6am Pints In Airport Bar Hailed As Best Part Of Holidays
Drinking in the airport bar before an early morning flight has been hailed as the best part of going on holidays. The results of a […]
Nearly Half Of All Airline Pilots Terrified Of Flying
A study has found that nearly half of all airline pilots who fly passenger planes are terrified of flying. The results are sure to come […]
“I Could Drop Kick A Kitten Over A Wall Live On TV And I’d Still Win This Thing”
President Michael D. Higgins had a dig at his rivals in the Presidential Election today when he suggested there’s nothing he could do that would […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella Gets His Missus Pregnant
There were scenes of wild celebration across Britain today after it was revealed that the ginger lad from the royal family has knocked up his […]
Local Woman Claims It’s Not Drinking Alone If You’re On Facebook
A local woman who likes a tipple every night has claimed that it’s not drinking alone if you’re on Facebook chatting to friends. 36 year-old […]
Refugees Return To Sea After Spending A Week In London
A group of asylum seekers from North Africa have decided to leave the UK and head back to France after spending just 7 days in […]
Breaking News: Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Still Alive
The world of entertainment is in shock today after it emerged that legendary actor Kirk Douglas is actually still alive. The Hollywood superstar, who will […]
RTE Staff Fed Up With Eileen’s Fart Pranks
RTE staff who work on the 9 O’Clock News are so fed up with the antics of newsreader Eileen Dunne that they are threatening strike action. […]
Local Woman Puts Bins Out On Wrong Night To Mess With Neighbours Heads
A local woman has began putting her bins out on different nights of the week just to mess with her neighbours heads. 81 year-old Bridie […]
Girl Who Expected All Australian Men To Look Like Cast Of Home And Away Left Disappointed
A girl who was convinced that all Australian men looked liked the actors in Home and Away has been left bitterly disappointed after taking her […]