Neighbours Delighted As Man Trying To Turn On Christmas Lights Is Electrocuted
Residents of a Dublin suburb were overwhelmed with joy last night when a local man who was trying to turn on his Christmas lights on the 7th […]
New €50 Million Roundabout Officially Opened In Tullamore
A brand new €50 Million roundabout was officially opened by Minister for Transport Shane Ross in Tullamore earlier today. The roundabout took just under 4 […]
English FA Ask Manchester City To Play Rest of Season With 10 Men
The English Football Association have taken the unprecedented decision of asking Premier League leaders Manchester City to play their remaining fixtures with just 10 men […]
Experts Confirm It’s Monday Fucking Morning Again
A government funded study set up to find out what day it is has found that it’s Monday. The results also show that it’s morning […]
Traveller Challenges Peter Casey To A Fight
A traveller who spoke out against Peter Casey’s controversial comments during the presidential campaign has now challenged him to a fight. Casey outrageously claimed that […]
County Westmeath Closes For Reconstruction
Westmeath has closed down for reconstruction and will remain closed to the public while the entire county being is demolished and rebuilt. All roads in […]
Man Googles “Hangover Cure” On The Off-Chance One Was Discovered Today
A local man who went on a bender yesterday and is by his own admission “in bits” today has Googled the words ‘hangover cure’ on […]
Sinéad O’Connor Converts To Hinduism After Realising Muslims Don’t Drink
Irish singer Sinéad O’Connor has become a Hindu after spending just a few days as a Muslim. The troubled star said she thought Islam was […]
Customers Treated For Shock After Man Orders Cup Of Tea In Pub
Several customers in a popular Tullamore pub were left traumatised and in shock last night after a man entered the premises and asked for a […]
Sinead O’Connor Converts To Islam For A While
Troubled Irish pop star Sinead O’Connor has confirmed that she is no longer a Catholic and has decided to become a Muslim instead. The ‘Nothing […]