New Law Means Women Shopping In Pyjamas Can Be Shot On Sight
A new law passed today means armed Gardaí have been given special powers to shoot on sight any women spotted shopping in their pyjamas. The […]
Unfortunately Named German Fashion Store Opens Branch In Dublin
A new clothes shop on Dublin’s Grafton Street which opened its doors to the public this morning is causing quite a stir among locals. Geebag […]
Dubliner Planning First Ever Trip Down The Country Wondering What Injections He Needs
A Dublin man who has never been to any other part of Ireland in his entire life is about to take a trip to Tipperary […]
Dark Clouds And Rain Expected To Clear Around March Next Year
Ireland’s weather forecasters have given their predictions for the coming months and it’s not looking good. After several days of unusually warm and sunny weather […]
Catholic Church Use Father Ted Best Bits Video In New Priesthood Recruitment Drive
The Catholic Church in Ireland is hoping to attract new recruits to the priesthood by showing a Father Ted ‘best bits’ video to Leaving Cert […]
Boris Johnson Admits He’s Now Just Talking Out Of His Hole
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that he has no idea what to do next as he desperately tries to guarantee the UK will […]
Jay Z and Beyonce Fly in for Ploughing Championships
American pop superstars Jay Z and his wife Beyonce landed in Ireland last night ahead of the National Ploughing Championships which got under way this […]
Rest Of World Wondering How The Hell Brits Ever Managed To Conquer Half The Planet
As political chaos ensues in Westminster, the rest of the world is looking on wondering how the hell these people ever managed to invade and […]
Irish Nationals Who Wear Socks & Sandals Abroad To Be Stripped Of Citizenship
Emergency legislation drafted today and set to become law from midnight tonight will see all Irish nationals who wear socks and sandals abroad stripped of […]
Promise Of Duty-Free Shopping Sparks Surprise Dublin Rally For Brexit
Irish opposition to a No-Deal Brexit has eased considerably with yesterday’s announcement that it would mean a return to duty-free shopping for people travelling between […]