County Offaly Phones In Sick With Hangover
The entire County of Offaly has phoned in sick this morning with a massive hangover. It’s the first time in the history of the state […]
Irish Navy Sets Sail For Gulf To Calm US-Iran Tensions
The Irish navy has today set sail for the gulf region in an attempt to calm escalating tensions between the US and Iran. Last week […]
8 Out Of 10 Intellectually Challenged Simpletons Say Moon Landing Was Fake
A survey has revealed that 8 out of 10 intellectually challenged simpletons believe the 1969 moon landing was fake. The same survey found that 10 […]
Smug Prick On Holidays Delighted To Hear Weather’s Shite Back Home
A smug prick who is currently on holidays in the Canary Islands is delighted to hear that the weather is shite back home. Brian Fennelly […]
So I Joined A Group That Saws Non-believers’ Heads Off. What’s The Big Deal?
A Dundalk woman who left her home to join Islamic State in Syria three years ago says she doesn’t understand why people back home are […]
Daniel Craig Confirmed As The New Bridget Jones
It has been confirmed that James Bond actor Daniel Craig will take over the role as Bridget Jones from Reneé Zellweger in the next movie […]
Trump Tells Native Americans To Go Back To India
Donald Trump has said that Native Americans who don’t like America are welcome to go back to India. The comments were made during a press […]
England Win Cricket World Cup Which Apparently Is A Thing
England’s cricket World Cup final clash with New Zealand ended in a final over tie – ending in a super over which apparently means England […]
Annual Tricolour Burning Festival In Full Swing Up North
It’s that time of year again and the traditional burning of the Irish flag would appear to be as popular as ever with our friends […]
Ice Bucket Challenge Finally Reaches Leitrim
The Ice Bucket Challenge that swept the globe five years ago has finally reached County Leitrim. Thousands of people have began uploading videos of themselves […]