Opinion Poll Shows Opinion Polls Are Complete Horseshit
Opinion polls carried out by two leading newspapers on the same day have revealed results that are the total opposite of each other proving that […]
ATM Thieves Accidentally Steal Condom Machine
In yet another daring overnight raid, a gang of thieves once again used a digger to rip what they thought was a cash machine from […]
Weather Shite Again
The bank holiday weekend is over and so it would seem is the weather that came with it. During the weekend barbeques were sizzling all […]
Easter Eggs To Be Renamed Non-Denominational Chocolate Spheres
Irish government officials have confirmed that from next year onwards Easter Eggs will be renamed non-denominational chocolate spheres. The move is seen as a way […]
Grandads Swap Heavy Cardigans For Light Cardigans As Temperatures Set To Soar
Having spent the last few months wearing their heavy cardigans, Irish Grandads are expected to get back into their light cardigans today as temperatures soar […]
Families Reunited In Kitchens Nationwide As Facebook Goes Down For An Hour
Families all over Ireland were brought together today as Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp went down for almost a full hour. Irish families were suddenly forced […]
EU To Blow Up Channel Tunnel If Brits Don’t Fuck Off This Time
European Union officials have announced their intentions to blow up the Channel Tunnel if the UK doesn’t leave the EU at the end of their […]
Most Irish Public Pools About 10% Piss
Research carried out to discover how clean our public swimming pools are has uncovered some very disturbing results. Over a hundred pools were tested nationwide […]
Room Full Of Cunts Acting The Cunt Again
A room in London packed from end to end with cunts is acting the cunt yet again. The British House of Commons continues to make […]
Quick! Everyone Outside Now!! It’s 12 Fucking Degrees!!!
As Ireland basks in the glory of a whopping 12 degrees celsius people are being encouraged to get outside and enjoy the sunshine while it […]