Leaving Cert Requirements To Join Priesthood Dropped From 500 Points To 10
In a desperate attempt to encourage more young men to join the priesthood, the Catholic Church in Ireland has dropped Leaving Cert result requirements from […]
“I Loved The Prodigy” Says Man Who Only Ever Heard Firestarter
The sad and untimely death of Prodigy front man Keith Flint has lead to an outpouring of grief from music fans all over the world, […]
“It Snowed Yesterday” Met Éireann Confirms
Met Éireann has confirmed that it snowed in Ireland yesterday and said a status yellow warning was also in effect for much of the country. […]
Next Bond To Be Transgender Asian Bisexual Vegan Muslim Woman
It is one of the most prestigious roles in cinema and the battle to replace Daniel Craig as the next James Bond is well and […]
“Shut Up!” “No, You Shut Up!” Crucial Summit Talks End Early After Row
Crucial talks between two of the most powerful leaders in the world – who also happen to have two of the most hilarious haircuts in […]
God Pleads With Grammy Winners “Stop Thanking Me For That Shit!”
God has pleaded with the winners at this year’s Grammy Awards to stop thanking him during their acceptance speeches. After watching last week’s proceedings in […]
Ireland Basks In Glory Of Fairly Warmish But Not That Warm Weather
Ireland is currently basking in the glory of a surprise spell of fairly warmish but not that warm weather. All over the country people are […]
Scumbag Under The Impression Wearing A Suit Will Make Judge Think He’s Respectable
A local scumbag who is due in court today is under the impression that wearing a suit will somehow make the judge think he’s a […]
Susan Boyle Completely Unrecognisable After Million Dollar Makeover
Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle stunned the entertainment world yesterday when she revealed her incredible new look in an exclusive photo shoot and interview with […]
Trump Tells Native Americans To Go Back To India
Donald Trump has said that Native Americans who do not support him are welcome to go back to India. The comments were made during a […]