Manchester United Officially Not Shite Anymore
Manchester United are not shite anymore and that’s official. The Red Devils beat title hopefuls Tottenham Hotspur at Wembley yesterday giving manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer […]
“America Must Pay For The Wall I Said Mexico Would Pay For”
WASHINGTON – As U.S. Democrats continue to refuse to fund Donald Trump’s controversial wall along the Mexican border, the President let his temper get the […]
Dubliner Genuinely Surprised Man From Cork Doesn’t Know His Cousin In Limerick
A Dublin man who got chatting to a guy from Cork found it hard to believe he didn’t know his cousin in Limerick considering both […]
Study Confirms Farts Are Hilarious
A government funded study into the effects of farting in public has found that it’s hilarious and that we should do it more often. Most […]
“Nah, Fuck Dry January, It’s The Weekend!” Agrees Half The Country
Around half of all Irish people who promised themselves a dry January this year have apparently had a complete rethink and decided it was the […]
Irishman Wearing Socks & Sandals On Holidays Letting The Whole Nation Down
An Irishman currently on holidays in Lanzarote has been walking around the resort of Puerto del Carmen wearing socks and sandals all week. John Heffernan […]
Local Man Can’t Wait For Christmas To End So He Can Stop Fucking Drinking
A local man has admitted he can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can finally stop drinking. 32 year-old Brian Fitzpatrick said he loves […]
Ireland’s Livers Prepare For Battle
Livers nationwide are preparing themselves for the traditional alcohol onslaught commonly referred to as Christmas. Bars and off-licences all over the country are expected to […]
Athlone Town Call Press Conference To Make Major Announcement
BREAKING ….. AS IT HAPPENS Within the last few minutes Jose Mourinho has been confirmed as the new manager of League of Ireland division one […]
Britain In Shock After Learning Meghan Markle Is A Bit Of A Geebag
There was shock across Britain today after it was revealed that the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle is actually a bit of a geebag, not […]