Odds Slashed On John Delaney Being Reappointed To The FAI
Bookmakers have slashed odds on John Delaney being reappointed to the FAI after it emerged yesterday that Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin is about to […]
2 Metre Rule That Everyone Ignores To Remain In Place
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said there will be no immediate change to the current two-metre rule for physical distancing that everyone ignores. Mr. Varadkar was […]
Easter Rising Criticised For ‘All White’ Leadership
The Easter Rising has been criticised for its all white leadership and lack of diversity with some people calling for statues of anyone connected to […]
Ryanair To Offer Adult Nappies To Passengers Concerned About Using Toilet
Ryanair has said they will offer adult nappies to passengers who feel uncomfortable using the toilet on their planes due to concerns about Covid-19. The […]
Social Distancing Rules Remain, Just Not For Black Lives Matter Protesters
The government has confirmed that social distancing guidelines will remain in place for now, just not for Black Lives Matter protesters because they’re different. Under […]
Liverpool Fans Pretending Lifting Trophy In An Empty Stadium Won’t Be Shit
Liverpool fans are continuing to pretend that lifting the Premier League trophy in an empty stadium isn’t going to be shit. The English Premier League […]
Local Man Pretty Sure Supermarket Car Parking Spaces Don’t Apply To Him
A local man who never parks in a parking space says he’s pretty sure they don’t apply to him. 43 year-old Brian Dunne from Tullamore […]
Weather Shite Again
After several days of glorious sunshine when most of the country saw temperatures in the mid 20s, the weather has suddenly taken a turn for […]
Mexico Finishes Trump’s Wall
Mexico has finished building Donald Trump’s wall along their border with the USA. The surprise move came after the Mexican government decided that the United […]
Posh Dalkey Twat Knows Exactly What African Americans Are Going Through
A posh twat from Dalkey has claimed that he knows exactly what African Americans are going through after horrific video footage of a white Police […]