Varadakar Vows To Eradicate The Poor If Re-elected As Taoiseach
Leo Varadkar has said he will eradicate poor people if he is re-elected as Taoiseach of the country. Mr. Varadkar was responding to questions on […]
Local Man Hoping Female Work Colleague Knows That Stink In The Toilet Wasn’t Him
A local man who was leaving the bathroom as a female work colleague was entering is really hoping she knows that horrendous stink was nothing […]
We Won’t Go Into Government With Sinn Féin Says Party That’s Not Going Into Government
Leo Varadkar has repeated his promise that his party will not go into government with Sinn Féin. The Fine Gael leader was speaking to reporters […]
Boston Bellends Beat The Nashville Knobjockeys in Super Bowl Cup Final
The Super Bowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place last night in baseball’s biggest game of the football season. As always the […]
Newly Approved Emojis Include Man In Wedding Dress And Gender-Neutral Santa
A man in a wedding dress and a gender-neutral Santa will soon appear on our phones and other devices after a series of new emojis […]
Harry: “I Want To Be A Prince Again – Real Life Is Shit!”
A tearful Prince Harry broke down on live television last night during an emotional interview when he seemed to admit that his decision to step […]
Scumbag Under The Impression Wearing A Suit Will Make Judge Think He’s Respectable
A local scumbag who is due in court today is under the impression that wearing a suit will somehow make the judge think he’s a […]
Weather Warning Downgraded From ‘Status Yellow’ To ‘Fierce Cold’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Cold’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]
Man Angrily Demanding Change Of Government Not Going To Bother Voting
A local man who is demanding a change of government has said that he won’t be voting in the general election. 54 year-old Brian Larkin […]
Woman Who Forgot To Bring Phone To Work Doomed To Spend Day Actually Working
A local woman who forgot to bring her smartphone to work this morning is doomed to spend the day working without checking Facebook every five […]