Irish Government Planning Gestapo Commemoration
Minister for Justice and Equality Charlie Flanagan has announced plans for a Gestapo commemoration in Dublin later this year. The Minister said he feels it’s […]
Local Man Shares Facebook Post Of Woman Missing In Chicago For Some F**king Reason
A local man has shared a Facebook post of a woman who has gone missing from her home in Chicago in the USA. Wayne Bracken […]
People Concerned About Africans Rioting In Dublin Are All Racist, Confirms Government
The government has confirmed that people who are concerned about African migrants rioting and brawling on the streets of Dublin are racist. Recent videos of […]
Local Man Can’t Wait For Christmas To End So He Can Stop Fucking Drinking
A local man has admitted he can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can finally stop drinking. 32 year-old Brian Fitzpatrick from Tullamore said […]
Calls For Automatic Prison Sentences For People Who Put Sweet Wrappers Back In Tin
The government is coming under increasing pressure to introduce new laws which will mean automatic prison sentences for people who put sweet wrappers back in […]
Ireland’s Livers Prepare For Battle
Livers all over Ireland are preparing themselves for the traditional alcohol onslaught commonly referred to as Christmas. Bars and off-licences around the country are expected […]
‘Feck it! I’m On Holidays’ Says Man Gagging While Trying To Drink Pint With Breakfast
An Irishman currently in Lanzarote is having a pint with his breakfast because feck it, he’s on holidays. 45 year-old Brian Duggan from Limerick is […]
Woman Unaware Dog Licking Her Face Just Finished Licking His Balls
A woman who allowed a dog to lick her face for more than 10 minutes was completely unaware that he had spent most of the […]
Local Man Hoping Not To Make A Cunt Of Himself Yet Again At Office Party
A 36 year-old local man is desperately hoping not to embarrass himself yet again at his office Christmas party. Brian O’Connor from Tullamore has a […]
Idiots Everywhere In Shock As Britain Basically Votes To Leave The EU (Again)
Idiots everywhere have been left shocked and stunned this morning by the result of the British general election after voters overwhelmingly backed their local pro-Brexit […]