Irishman Wearing Socks & Sandals On Holidays Letting The Whole Nation Down
An Irishman currently on holidays in Lanzarote has been walking around the resort of Puerto del Carmen wearing socks and sandals all week. John Heffernan […]
Local Man Can’t Wait For Christmas To End So He Can Stop Fucking Drinking
A local man has admitted he can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can finally stop drinking. 32 year-old Brian Fitzpatrick said he loves […]
Ireland’s Livers Prepare For Battle
Livers nationwide are preparing themselves for the traditional alcohol onslaught commonly referred to as Christmas. Bars and off-licences all over the country are expected to […]
Athlone Town Call Press Conference To Make Major Announcement
BREAKING ….. AS IT HAPPENS Within the last few minutes Jose Mourinho has been confirmed as the new manager of League of Ireland division one […]
Britain In Shock After Learning Meghan Markle Is A Bit Of A Geebag
There was shock across Britain today after it was revealed that the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle is actually a bit of a geebag, not […]
Shock As Video Of Loyalists Evicting Elderly Roscommon Family Doesn’t Go Down Well
Irish Bank and Garda officials are said to be in shock today after a video showing apparent former loyalist paramilitaries from the North evicting an […]
English FA To Outlaw Booing At Football Matches
The English Football Association has decided to outlaw booing at all matches from next season and anyone caught committing a boo will receive an automatic […]
Local Man Hoping Not To Make A Cunt Of Himself Yet Again At Office Party
A 36 year-old local man is desperately hoping not to embarrass himself yet again at his office Christmas party. Brian O’Connor from Tullamore has a […]
France To Make ‘Riot Saturday’ A Weekly Event
French authorities and rioters have agreed that every Saturday and also some Public Holidays will be designated riot days and no rioting will take place […]
WTF??? Local Woman Hasn’t Put Her Christmas Tree on Facebook
A local woman has confirmed that she has not taken a photo of her Christmas tree and has no intention of putting it on Facebook. […]