Boris Johnson Attempts To Flee Britain
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been spotted trying to flee Britain in a tiny wooden boat after a week of political turmoil and humiliation […]
Facebook Friend Who Reads All Your Posts But Never Clicks Like Thinks You Haven’t Noticed
We all have them. Those Facebook friends who you know are reading all your posts but for some reason are determined to never ‘like’ any […]
Irish Travellers Halting Site Spotted On The Moon
A group of Irish travellers have set up camp on the moon according to NASA officials. The space agency said they had been closely monitoring […]
“How’s Everything Going Back Home?”
The man who held the Brexit referendum is wondering how everything is going back home in the UK. Former British Prime Minister David Cameron is […]
Couples Who Call Each Other ‘Babe’ Told To Cut It Out
Couples who call each other ‘babe’ have been told to cut it out or they may soon face a hefty fine or even imprisonment. The […]
“It’s A No From Me. That Was Awful.” Simon Cowell Tells His Plastic Surgeon
Simon Cowell has finally given his verdict on the performance of his plastic surgeon after going under the knife and it’s not good. The pop […]
People Who Work In Chippers On Saturday Nights To Be Given Medals
It has been announced today that all people who work in chippers on Saturday nights will be awarded medals and publicly thanked for their service […]
Lol. DJ Thinks What He Does Requires Talent
A local DJ is under the impression that what he does requires talent. 32 year-old Brian Delaney goes by the name of DJ Spunky Nuts […]
ITV2 Expect New Reality Show To Be Big Hit
Eager to keep Love Island fans entertained while their favourite show is off air, ITV bosses have revealed a new reality show which they believe […]
Toddler Waits Until On Board Plane To Do Massive Foul-Smelling Dump
A local toddler who was on his way to Lanzarote with his parents for a 2-week holiday this morning held in a massive foul-smelling dump […]