Dublin To Get Two New Gardaí
Minister for Justice Charlie Flanagan has announced that Dublin is to get two new Gardaí and said he hopes the new recruits will be walking […]
Fans Still In Shock As Man Who Liked Sleeping With Young Boys Turns Out To Be Paedophile
The world of entertainment continues to reel in shock after last week’s revelations that suspected paedophile Michael Jackson was a paedophile. Music fans worldwide have […]
British Government Ask Solskjaer To Take Over Team Brexit
British Government officials have confirmed that they have made an approach to Manchester United interim manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with regards to him taking over […]
Leaving Cert Requirements To Join Priesthood Dropped From 500 Points To 10
In a desperate attempt to encourage more young men to join the priesthood, the Catholic Church in Ireland has dropped Leaving Cert result requirements from […]
“I Loved The Prodigy” Says Man Who Only Ever Heard Firestarter
The sad and untimely death of Prodigy front man Keith Flint has lead to an outpouring of grief from music fans all over the world, […]
“It Snowed Yesterday” Met Éireann Confirms
Met Éireann has confirmed that it snowed in Ireland yesterday and said a status yellow warning was also in effect for much of the country. […]
Next Bond To Be Transgender Asian Bisexual Vegan Muslim Woman
It is one of the most prestigious roles in cinema and the battle to replace Daniel Craig as the next James Bond is well and […]
“Shut Up!” “No, You Shut Up!” Crucial Summit Talks End Early After Row
Crucial talks between two of the most powerful leaders in the world – who also happen to have two of the most hilarious haircuts in […]
God Pleads With Grammy Winners “Stop Thanking Me For That Shit!”
God has pleaded with the winners at this year’s Grammy Awards to stop thanking him during their acceptance speeches. After watching last week’s proceedings in […]
Ireland Basks In Glory Of Fairly Warmish But Not That Warm Weather
Ireland is currently basking in the glory of a surprise spell of fairly warmish but not that warm weather. All over the country people are […]