Man’s Head Explodes After Seeing Christmas TV Ad In October
A 54 year-old man is in critical condition in hospital after his head exploded when he saw a Christmas ad on his television last night. […]
Kids Reminded Snots Don’t Count As One Of Their 5-A-Day
Children are being reminded that snots do not count as one of their 5-a-day. Dr. Patrick Dunne is leading a campaign to re-educate Irish school […]
Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Testifies At Haircut Crimes Tribunal
US lawmakers have grilled Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg about the absolute state of his hair. At a hearing in Washington yesterday, the social network chief […]
Over Half Of TDs Found To Be Lying, Conniving, Cheating, Bullshitting Bastards
Over half of government TDs have been found to be lying, conniving, cheating, bullshitting bastards. The latest revelations involve TDs casting votes for other TDs […]
Daniel Craig Confirmed As The Next Bridget Jones
It has been confirmed that James Bond actor Daniel Craig will take over the role of Bridget Jones from Reneé Zellweger. The announcement follows news […]
Ginger Badly Burnt After Walking From Plane To Terminal In Lanzarote
An Irish ginger has been badly sunburnt after walking from his plane to the terminal building in Lanzarote Airport. 24 year-old Brian McLaughlin from Cabra […]
Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to buy their Christmas drink in October will have to buy it all again after they unexpectedly drank it all. […]
Bad News For The 5% Of Irish Smokers Who Actually Buy Their Fags In A Shop
There was bad news in today’s budget for the estimated 5% of Irish smokers who actually buy their cigarettes in a shop. For the seventh […]
Bald Men Are More Intelligent And Attractive, According To Bald Men
Bald men are more intelligent and attractive than men with hair. That’s according to a survey in which all those questioned were bald men. The […]
Government Hopeful Storm Lorenzo Can Blow Away The Homeless
Government Ministers are secretly hopeful that storm Lorenzo can have a positive impact on Ireland’s homeless numbers. The amount of people without a home in […]