Catholic Church To Use Father Ted Best Bits Video In New Priesthood Recruitment Drive
The Catholic Church in Ireland is hoping to attract new recruits to the priesthood by showing a Father Ted ‘best
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Local Man Can’t Wait For Christmas To End So He Can Stop Fucking Drinking
A local man has admitted he can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can finally stop drinking. 32 year-old
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Manchester United In Talks With Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Manchester United have opened talks with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with regards to him returning to the club as manager. The
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‘What Feckin Day Is It?’ Asks Everyone
Everyone in the country is today wondering what day it is as the annual Christmas holiday confusion takes hold. Due
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Rain To Never Fucking Stop
Met Eireann has confirmed that the rain currently lashing down all over Ireland is never going to stop. Spokesman Brian
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Local Man To Start His Christmas Shopping Any Minute Now
A 32 year-old local man has said he intends to start his Christmas shopping any minute now. Brian Kelly from
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Weather Alert Downgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has downgraded Ireland’s weather alert to ‘Fierce Windy’ as the aftermath of Storm Barra begins to emerge. Thousands
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Protesters Gathered Outside Met Éireann Claim Storm Barra Is A Hoax
Conspiracy theorists have held a protest outside Met Éireann headquarters in Dublin today claiming Storm Barra is a hoax created
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Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to stock up on Christmas drink early this year will have to do it again
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Local Woman Determined Not To Buy A Bag
A woman who went shopping in her local Tesco this morning just about managed to carry everything out to her
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