Local Man Working From Home Just Realised He Can Get Drunk Any Night He Wants Now
A local man who has been told to work from home due to the coronavirus outbreak has just realised he can get drunk any night […]
Trump Tests Positive For Gobshitis
U.S. President Donald Trump has tested positive for Gobshitis. Mr. Trump’s personal physician Dr. Brad Johnson carried out the test yesterday and confirmed the news […]
Varadkar And Martin To Form Government While You’re All Distracted
Talks between Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil leaders Leo Varadkar and Micheál Martin are said to be at an advanced stage and it is believed […]
Liverpool’s Title In Tatters As Premier League Abandoned Indefinitely
Liverpool’s 30 year wait to be crowned English champions looks set continue even further after Premier League officials dramatically called a halt to this season’s […]
Study Finds Men Who Walk Around Wearing Full Tracksuits Are All Twats
A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research has found that all men who walk around wearing full tracksuits are twats. Dr. Philip […]
Bingo & Daniel O’Donnell Concerts F**ked As Over 70s Advised To Stay At Home
Bingo halls all over Ireland are set to close their doors indefinitely after the government issued strict new guidelines warning people over 70 not to […]
Met Eireann: Weekend Weather To Be Mixed But Mostly Shite
Met Eireann has said the weather for the rest of the weekend will be mixed but mostly shite. Earlier forecasts predicting warm, sunny conditions for […]
Deadly New Virus Called ‘Gobshitis’ Spreading Rapidly Nationwide
The government has confirmed that an outbreak of gobshitis has been gradually spreading across the country for the past few weeks and that they purposely […]
Makers Of Corona Beer Call For Next Big Viral Infection To Be Named The Heineken Virus
As the World Health Organisation tells us we are now in uncharted territory regarding the coronavirus, it seems that the outbreak has claimed an unlikely […]
Dublin Man In Self-Isolation After Spending 4-Hour Flight Sitting Beside A Culchie
A 63 year-old Dublin man has told of his shock when he became aware he had just spent a 4-hour flight from Moscow to Dublin […]