County Westmeath Closes For Reconstruction
Westmeath has closed down for reconstruction and will remain closed to the public while the entire county being is demolished and rebuilt. All roads in […]
Man Googles “Hangover Cure” On The Off-Chance One Was Discovered Today
A local man who went on a bender yesterday and is by his own admission “in bits” today has Googled the words ‘hangover cure’ on […]
Sinéad O’Connor Converts To Hinduism After Realising Muslims Don’t Drink
Irish singer Sinéad O’Connor has become a Hindu after spending just a few days as a Muslim. The troubled star said she thought Islam was […]
Customers Treated For Shock After Man Orders Cup Of Tea In Pub
Several customers in a popular Tullamore pub were left traumatised and in shock last night after a man entered the premises and asked for a […]
Sinead O’Connor Converts To Islam For A While
Troubled Irish pop star Sinead O’Connor has confirmed that she is no longer a Catholic and has decided to become a Muslim instead. The ‘Nothing […]
RTE Soccer Panel Voted Most Miserable People On Television
Ever noticed that after a 4-0 result while other soccer pundits on other channels are admiring the goals the lads on RTE spend the whole […]
6am Pints In Airport Bar Hailed As Best Part Of Holidays
Drinking in the airport bar before an early morning flight has been hailed as the best part of going on holidays. The results of a […]
Nearly Half Of All Airline Pilots Terrified Of Flying
A study has found that nearly half of all airline pilots who fly passenger planes are terrified of flying. The results are sure to come […]
“I Could Drop Kick A Kitten Over A Wall Live On TV And I’d Still Win This Thing”
President Michael D. Higgins had a dig at his rivals in the Presidential Election today when he suggested there’s nothing he could do that would […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella Gets His Missus Pregnant
There were scenes of wild celebration across Britain today after it was revealed that the ginger lad from the royal family has knocked up his […]