Britain To Blow Up Channel Tunnel As Part Of Brexit
The British government have announced their intention to blow up the Channel Tunnel – also known as the Eurotunnel – as part of their Brexit […]
Priest Claims Heatwave Is Ireland Burning In Hell For Repealing 8th Amendment
A Catholic priest in the USA has claimed that the heatwave engulfing Ireland is actually the country burning in hell for repealing the Eighth Amendment […]
Farewell Russia 2018 – Hello Qatar 2022
As one of the best World Cups of all time comes to an end, we take a look at the country that will host the […]
20 Reasons To Be Happy That It’s Not Coming Home
Here are 20 reasons to be happy that England will not be winning the World Cup and why Irish people who tell you we should […]
Shock As Country That Hasn’t Won a Trophy in 52 Years Fails To Win Another One
The world of football is in shock tonight after a country that hasn’t won a trophy in 52 years failed to win another trophy. England […]
Oh Sweet Mother of Divine Jaysus England Are Through To The World Cup Semi-Final
As most people are probably already aware there’s dreadful news coming from the city of Samara in Russia this evening as England have actually gone […]
Complete Water Ban For Dublin – People Encouraged To Start Drinking Piss
People in Dublin have been warned that from next week they must not turn on their taps for any reason or they risk receiving a […]
Record Levels Of Ball Sweat Forecast For Ireland This Week
Met Eireann has warned that Ireland can expect record levels of ball sweat throughout the country for the coming week as the heatwave is set […]
Girls’ Night Out Enters Hugging Phase
Two friends who decided to meet for a few drinks and a catch-up have apparently entered the hugging phase of their night out. Yvonne Daly […]
Man Organises Stag Party Without Creating A F***ing WhatsApp Group
A local man has somehow managed to organise his best friend’s stag do without discussing it for 3 months beforehand with all the other lads […]