Irish Summer Finally Here As Temperatures Soar To ‘Fairly Warm’
The predicted sunny weather has finally arrived in Ireland just in time for the bank holiday weekend. Met Eireann say temperatures will reach a sweltering […]
More People Going To Ed Sheeran Than Mass This Week In Ireland
More people will attend an Ed Sheeran concert than mass in Ireland this week. The incredibly popular singer kicks off his Irish tour in Cork […]
Local Man Cannot Believe Nobody Has Replied To His “Hilarious” WhatsApp Post
A man who posted what he described as “an absolutely hilarious comment” on his favourite WhatsApp group has been left confused and dejected by the […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Baldy Fella’s Missus Has Baby
There were scenes of celebration across Britain today after a woman went to a hospital to have a baby and then had the baby. Kate […]
Ireland Warns Russia: Provoke Us and We Will Not Hesitate To Frown at You
The Irish government has sent a chilling warning to Russia as relations between the two countries continue to deteriorate. Last month Taoiseach Leo Varadker had […]
Vegan Food Actually Horrible, Admit Vegans
A local vegan has caused controversy and sparked a debate within the vegan community by claiming that all vegan food is horrible. Gemma Horan from […]
English Tourists Outraged To Find Things Different In Other Countries
A couple from England got the shock of their lives when they recently spent a week on the Costa Del Sol in southern Spain. Doris […]
Research Confirms All Teenagers Are Dickheads
A team of scientists from Cambridge University in England have confirmed – after two years of extensively researching the subject – that all teenagers are […]
Some Shite Called The Commonwealth Games Gets Under Way In Australia
The 2018 Commonwealth Games got under way in Australia this morning after a glitzy opening ceremony in the Carrara Stadium in Queensland’s Gold Coast. Many […]
RTE Studios Fumigated As Overwhelming Stink Of Bullshit Becomes Unbearable
RTE bosses have called in the fumigators after an overwhelming stink of bullshit continued to spread throughout the building this morning. It began late last […]