
Local Man Disappointed He Won’t Get To Make A Cunt Of Himself At Office Party This Year
A local man has told of his disappointment that he won’t get the chance to make a total cunt of himself yet again at his […]
A local man has told of his disappointment that he won’t get the chance to make a total cunt of himself yet again at his […]
NPHET have said people dining in restaurants should have to wear face masks between each mouthful while eating their meals. The group set up to […]
A local woman who smokes 40 cigarettes a day has said she will never wear a facemask because it’s bad for her asthma. 45 year-old […]
Dublin’s footballing superiority is in doubt today after GAA officials confirmed they are looking into credible evidence the current All- Ireland champions have actually been […]
A local grumpy bastard has claimed that nobody should have their Christmas tree up yet because he doesn’t have his up. Noel Coughlan from Tullamore […]
The government is set to announce a new set of Covid rules later today that will be ignored by pretty much everybody in the country. […]
Members of the group set up to advise the government on how to handle the coronavirus pandemic have admitted they just don’t like pubs. Since […]
Emergency legislation passed by the government yesterday means people who say the word ‘Crimbo’ instead of Christmas can be punched in the face by anyone […]
A survey has found that more than a third of people think Santa Claus should be rebranded as a gender neutral person. Some magazine we’ve […]
President Donald Trump has shown that he is not yet ready to admit that he’s a lying sack of shit after he fired his own […]
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