Kid Who Just Finished Happy Meal Still A Miserable Little Shit

A local kid who just finished a Happy Meal does not appear to be happy at all and is in fact, according to his father, still a miserable little shit.

9 year-old Jack Nolan spent all morning asking his Dad Tom to bring him to McDonald’s for a Happy Meal but when they got there he said he didn’t want it and ate just two french fries and half a nugget.

“I’m not hungry.” said Jack. “This toy is for babies. It’s so unfair. This is the worst day of my life. I don’t like food. Why didn’t you bring my Switch. I hate you.”

Tom said McDonald’s should rename the Happy Meal to something more suitable because it clearly doesn’t work.

“Happy Meal my arse! They should call it the It Doesn’t Make Any Difference Meal. Or the Once A Brat Always A Brat Meal. Stop promising things you can’t deliver. That’s false advertising. Wankers!”

We asked McDonald’s Ireland if they’d like to respond to Tom’s comments.

They told us “We don’t usually give parenting tips but this child’s behaviour is clearly down to his upbringing and nothing a good boot up the hole wouldn’t solve. You’re welcome.”

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