Disgraced former British Health Secretary Matt Hancock is on his way to the Love Island villa. A new series of the reality show kicked off last night and Hancock jumped at the chance to get away from his personal troubles for a couple of weeks.
He told reporters at Heathrow Airport “When producers got in touch I thought Why not? I’ve seen bits of the show and from what I can gather there will be some serious crumpet waiting there for me. Can I say that? Of course I can. I’ve already lost my job, my wife and my mistress so who cares? Crumpet, crumpet, lovely crumpet.”
Hancock was asked if he thinks the other contestants will warm to him.
“I should think the men will feel threatened by my superior intellect and the women will find it a massive turn on. That’s what normally happens. I’m no Brad Pitt but I don’t need to be. You’ve all seen me in action in that video. You should see what happened after the video. Let’s just say there was some major rumpy pumpy.”
Matt Hancock and his outdated sexual references will make their first appearance on Love Island tonight at 9pm on ITV2.