The Father of Royal Bride Meghan Markle has landed back in hospital after suffering another heart attack. Sources say it happened earlier this morning when Thomas Markle opened a letter from London which to his astonishment contained the bill for the Royal Wedding.
A close friend of Mr. Markle who was present at the time said that after reading the letter he made a kind of yelping sound and then dropped to the floor. After the friend read the letter too and made photocopies for the media and phoned several newspapers and TV and radio stations and shared it on all his WhatsApp groups and on his Facebook page – he immediately called an ambulance.
The letter reads as follows:
Dear Mr. Markle,
As you know the Royal Family believes strongly in the importance of tradition and one of our favourite traditions is the one where the Father of the bride pays for the wedding. Therefore please find enclosed an invoice for $9 million and 27 cents – converted into US dollars for your convenience.
All the best,
P.S. You missed the session of the century. One’s head is still banging. Lol!
Doctors say Thomas Markle suffered a massive heart attack brought on by severe shock and is in a serious but stable condition. No member of the Royal family was available or in any condition to comment as they are all currently on a massive week-long bender.