A study carried out by the National Research Institute has found that watching British reality TV show Love Island can make your brain get gradually smaller. Over a hundred avid fans of the show were tested and all of them were found to have suffered considerable levels of brain shrinkage since the current series began.
Love Island is a British reality TV show that’s hugely popular with thick people. The producers of the show took the concept of Big Brother and somehow managed to make it even worse. People who live near the cemetery in Scotland where the inventor of television John Logie Baird is buried claim they can actually hear him turning in his grave every time it comes on.
The producers of Love Island meanwhile say they will keep fans of the show entertained in the coming months after the current series ends with new shows which they believe will appeal to a similar audience.
Keep an eye out for Celebrity Dump where z-list celebrities take a dump and contestants have to guess whose dump it is by simply looking at it and giving it a quick sniff.