CONFIRMED: Liverpool To Win Premier League


It has just been confirmed by fans of Liverpool football club that their favourite team will finally be crowned English Premier League Champions at the end of this season, winning their first title in 30 years.

The news was announced after the Anfield club beat Norwich City in tonight’s season opener putting them top of the table, a full 3 points ahead of every other team in the league.

Liverpool fans from all over the world took to social media to celebrate.

“See? I told you all it was gonna be our year!” said Jason from London. “But did you listen? No you didn’t! Who’s laughing now you Manc cunts! Hahaha! (That’s me laughing by the way. The answer is me. I’m laughing now.)”

Quasim Mwengwe from Uganda summed up Liverpool fans joy after 30 years of hurt.

“I’m in tears here. For 10 years I’ve been supporting this club and I was starting to think I’d never see us win the Premier League. I can’t believe it’s finally happening.”

T-shirts with the words “Liverpool FC – Premier League Champions 2019/20” have already began appearing online and fans have been bombarding the club’s official website asking if arrangements have been finalised yet for the victory parade.

Yep, this is going to be even funnier than last season. Lol.