Study Reveals Men Who Work Out Excessively Have Little Willies


A worldwide study carried out by the International Institute of Scientific Research has revealed that men who work out excessively tend to have tiny little willies.

Dr. Raymond Daly carried out the study and he explained why this seems to be the case.

“Forced enlargement of muscles in one area of the body can cause shrinkage in other areas and we found a disproportionate number of men with very large biceps had very small willies.”

Dr. Daly said they found way too many well-built muscular men with the same issue for it to be a coincidence.

“We carried out extensive research on a global scale and the results are undeniable. It is without question a direct result of their excessive workouts that these men now find themselves with tiny knobs.”

The doctor said his next research project will be to find out why all female athletes have hilariously small breasts.