A woman who allowed a dog to lick her face for more than 10 minutes was completely unaware that he had spent most of the previous hour licking the balls off himself. Laura Connolly from Castleknock in Dublin was strolling through the Phoenix Park when she came across the adorable brown pointer who ran over to her wagging his tail.
“Oh my God he’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.” she said to the owner as the dog proceeded to lick her ears, nose, cheeks, mouth and lips.
The dog in question is called Mick and he lives in nearby Ballyfermot. Mick is a regular in the Phoenix Park where he loves to spend time going for walks and playing fetch.
“Yeah my owner brings me here most days.” said Mick. “I like to do all the usual dog stuff really. Run around a bit, bark at things, sniff other dogs’ holes, take a massive dump so he has to pick it up, lol. I can’t believe people actually do that. I would never pick his up. Humans are idiots.”
We asked Mick if he feels a tad guilty about licking Laura’s face considering what he had previously been doing with his tongue?
“No. How else am I meant to clean my balls? In fact she should count herself lucky it’s not Friday. Friday’s my arse-cleaning day.”