‘Nothing Beats A Good Old Big Mac Meal After A Night On The Piss’ Says Jamie Oliver

British celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has raised more than a few eyebrows after revealing his favourite food after a night on the town is a Big Mac Meal from McDonald’s.

Oliver, who is known as a crusader for healthy eating, made the comments on BBC radio show The Food Programme.

“When I was slagging off junk food a few years back, I must admit I’d never actually tried it. Now that I have, I can honestly say it’s the tastiest food I’ve ever eaten. Certainly tops anything I’ve ever cooked.”

Shocked host Kirsty Innes asked the TV chef about his campaigns against the so-called fast-food giants and his efforts to get schools in Britain to ditch the typical nuggets and chips dinners for healthier options like pasta and vegetarian risotto.

“Let’s face it, I was talking bollocks.” Oliver replied. “Kids won’t eat that stuff and I for one don’t blame them. None of that tasteless mush will ever pass my lips again.”

The celebrity chef said he now plans to open a chain of fast-food restaurants across the UK and beyond.

“I’ll call it Jamie’s Junk-Food. Catchy innit? And get this, everything will be deep-fried together in huge vats of grease. Fish, chips, sausages, bacon, chicken nuggets, burgers, veggie burgers, burger buns, the lot. Chuck it all in together. So if you buy sausage and chips for example, you can taste all the other stuff off it too. Lovely jubbly.”