Trump’s Daughter: “Yeah, He’s A Lying Cunt”

Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka has told the US congressional panel investigating the riot at the US Capitol on 6 January 2021 that she never believed her father’s false claims that the 2020 election was stolen because he’s a lying cunt.

Ivanka Trump told the investigation that everyone in his inner circle knew from the start the claims were false and that her father has always been full of shit.

“My father wouldn’t recognise the truth if jumped out in front of him and sprayed his face orange. I mean seriously. That whole injecting disinfectant to cure Covid thing. He was recorded on video saying it and then denied ever saying said it. Now that’s what you call a first class Grade A lying cunt.”

In response, Donald Trump told Fox News he never met anyone called Ivanka Trump and that he doesn’t even have a daughter.

“That woman is fake news and a liar. I would never have a daughter that ugly. I don’t even know who she is and I’m cutting her out of my will. Stupid bitch.”

Trump also said he doesn’t find Ivanka sexy anymore and that he would never date her, a reference to the time when his then 16 year-old daughter was hosting the Miss Teen USA pageant and he told the audience she was hot and he would date her if she wasn’t his daughter. Yes, he really said that. Go ahead and look it up after you’ve finished reading this if you want.

Ivanka was also asked if she thinks those who supported and voted for her father would vote for him again.

“I wouldn’t know.” she replied. “You’d need to ask them. I voted for Biden.”