Irish Traveller Challenges Taliban To A Fight

A member of the travelling community has challenged the Taliban to a bare knuckle fight. 27 year-old Davey Joyce from Galway said the recent scenes of desperate people trying to flee Afghanistan has made his blood boil and he’s finally had enough. Joyce put a call-out video up on social media earlier today.

“Listen up ye dirty Taliban shitebags. Come and face me man to man and lets see how brave ye are. Walking around over there with guns over yer shoulders wearing women’s dresses. Get yer fists up and I’ll bate the face off every last one of ye scruffy looking pork-dodging bearded ladies. I’ve done better looking shites.”

Mr. Joyce challenged the new rulers of Afghanistan to name a time and a place and said he’d be there “no bother”.

“I’ll come over there if ye want. I’ll shove your Taliban flags so far up your hole it’ll come out your mouth. The first man brave enough to fight me, I’m going to hold you down and shite into your mouth. Come on ye cowards! Who’s first for a bating?”

The Taliban have yet to respond to the video.