Irish Traveller Challenges Putin To A Fight

A member of Ireland’s travelling community has challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a bare knuckle boxing match. 27 year-old Davey Joyce from Galway put a ‘call-out video’ on his Facebook page after watching the news last night.

“This goes out to Vladimir Putin with your big face on ya.” said Davey. “I saw your video last night staring down the camera acting the big man threatening people. Who do you think you are, a traveller?

“Listen here baldy.” he continued. “Send your tanks here and see what happens. I’ll pull every man out by the neck and bate them with one hand. I’ve an army behind me too and your lads are no match for meself, Martin, Patrick, Paddy, Padraig, Davey, Martin, Mick, Michael, Martin, Joe, Joseph, John, John-Joe, Patrick, Paddy-Joe, Martin and Martin.”

Mr. Joyce challenged Mr Putin to name a time and a place and said he’ll be there.

“I don’t know where Russia is or what the hell Ukraine is but I’ll tell you this for nothing. I’ll find ya and I’ll stick me boot so far up your hole it’ll come out your mouth. You’ll be picking shite out of your teeth for months. You’ve a face on ya like a clenched arse. Let’s do this. Me and you, man to man. Davey Joyce is waiting for ya.”

Mr Putin has yet to respond to the video.